They misbelieve who say, "Verily, God is the Messiah, the son of Mary"; but the Messiah said, "O children of Israel! Worship God, my Lord and your Lord"; verily, he who associates aught1 with Allah, Allah hath forbidden him Paradise, and his resort is the Fire, and the unjust shall have none to help them. (Koran 5:76)As you can see, Christians will not make it to Heaven (Paradise) and will be cast down into Hell (Fire). Surely, quoting from a book which Christians disbelieve in order to convert them to Islam is as asinine as quoting from a book which atheists disbelieve in order to convert them to Christianity.
1 aught (n): anything whatever; any part
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Upon holding up the coconut, could not comfort agrue that upon cutting the coconut in half, it makes a wonderfull bra. Just look at how well it supports the breats. The titty was just meant to be in there.
Touche :P
Alas, if only Ray had made a similar argument for the banana as a feminine (erm) apparatus, I would not have been so easily foiled!
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