The Racist, Sexist, Adulterous Bigot

As a major fan, I was excited to see that Real Time With Bill Maher had returned with a new episode. Sadly, it ended on an ignorant note that has happened several times before on his show. He discussed Edwards's extramarital affair and how it shouldn't disqualify him from office or even a place in politics. That, I am in full agreement with. He then proceeded to list a few well known Presidents who had had affairs -- and I knew where he would be heading.

"Jefferson" passes his lips, and I cringed.

There is no greater figure in American History, I think, around whom more ignorance is centered. This is particularly discomforting as Jefferson wrote voluminously and went to painstaking lengths to preserve his writings and correspondences. I, myself, have about half a dozen collections of his writings on various subjects.

Despite the excellent records we have, people, on a large scale, have many false beliefs concerning Jefferson: that he was a Christian, that he advocated slavery, that he committed adultery, that he only favored equal rights for whites, etc.

I remember one particular lecture in my senior English class wherein my instructor said something along the lines of: "When Jefferson wrote that 'all men are created equal' he of course meant only white, land-owning men." No, he of course meant all persons are created equal, regardless of gender, race, or status.


Maher has made several incorrect comments over the years concerning Jefferson, including concerning his views on slavery and his relationships with slaves.

A little known fact -- which is rather shocking to me -- is that this year, 2008, we are celebrating two hundred years of having the slave trade banned. Who was the President who banned this abominable trade January 1, 2008 -- the earliest date allowed by the Constitution? The same person who had wrote a scathing indictment against the English King for the practice in the Declaration of Independence:

He has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it's most sacred rights of life and liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating and carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. This piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidels powers, is the warfare of the Christian king of Great Britain. He has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or to restrain this execrable commerce determining to keep open a market where MEN should be bought and sold: and that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, by murdering the people upon whom he also obtruded them: thus paying off former crimes committed against the liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another.

It was Jefferson, one of our earliest, greatest abolitionists. But people are largely ignorant of his long career fighting for the abolition of slavery, so it is no surprise that they are ignorant of this 200th year milestone.


Their education of Jefferson in school is comprised of three pieces of information: 1) He wrote the Declaration. 2) He was the third President. 3) He owned slaves. Why shouldn't we also, then, be surprised at their shocking ignorance of his relationships with slaves, then, too, when their education on that subject is acquired through idle, uninformed cultural references -- like the skit in one Family Guy episode where Jefferson beckons for all his slave children to join him in the family photo? They are like the blind man receiving the description of an awesome sight from the testimony of another blind man.

Even if Jefferson fathered one or more of Sally Hemings children, it was confined to this one particular slave -- it is commonly accepted that she was the half-sister of Martha Jefferson. And even if he had fathered one or more of Sally Hemings children, it occurred years after Martha's death, thereby making it by definition not an adulterous affair.

I find it ironic that this was discussed in reference to a politician being attacked by his political opposition on the exposure of this affair. The Sally Hemings controversy has its roots in Jefferson's first term when the scandalmongerer Callendar published relentless attacks on Jefferson, after Jefferson had refused him a Postmaster appointment he had requested.


Jefferson is just one subject that particularly gets under my skin as it is such a source of misunderstanding and misinformation. False claims about Jefferson are as frequently made as the widely-held false belief that America was founded on Christianity -- and usually Jefferson plays a component in this false belief when he is claimed as a Christian. There are literally hundreds, even thousands, of biographies on Jefferson. There's no reason for such astounding ignorance.

232 Years Ago...

we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

Today is my favorite holiday. When I was a child, it was because I got to play all day with firecrackers, and then watch the light show at the end of the night. Nowadays I appreciate it for what it is. It is sad that Independence Day has gone the way of Christmas Day. With the former we are supposed to be celebrating the birth of this nation while the latter Christians are supposed to be celebrating the birth of their religion. Just as with Christmas, Independence Day is nothing but another commercial holiday.

I choose to remember this day as it is when perhaps the greatest document in history was written. The Declaration of Independence contains more moral statements and wisdom than the whole sum of the Christian Bible. In its original form, it even included a moral indictment against the Christian King for his role in the slave trade:

He has waged cruel War against human Nature itself, violating its most sacred Rights of Life and Liberty in the Persons of a distant People who never offended him, captivating and carrying them into Slavery in another Hemisphere, or to incur miserable Death, in their Transportation thither. This piratical Warfare, the opprobrium of infidel Powers, is the Warfare of the Christian King of Great Britain.

He has prostituted his Negative for Suppressing every legislative Attempt to prohibit or to restrain an execrable Commerce, determined to keep open a Markett where Men should be bought and sold, and that this assemblage of Horrors might want no Fact of distinguished Die

On this day, 182 years ago, the greatest American to have ever lived, Thomas Jefferson, also died. Jefferson has profoundly shaped the person who I am today. When I was in junior high, I attended a school named after the great man. As a member of the school's equivalence of a student government, I was first exposed to him by going through pages of his quotes to cut out and hang around the school. I can still, to this day, recite the first thing I had ever read by Thomas Jefferson:

In matters of fashion, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

I was quite fascinated with this man, but I was of the age twelve and not quite committed to such serious studies. It wasn't until the next year when I was chosen to write an article for the school's newspaper entitled Thomas Jefferson: To Whom We Dedicate Our Honor that I really started reading what he was about. The vast achievements of Jefferson astounded me, and the eloquence of his pen was profound.

No man has greater shaped this country than Jefferson. I have half a shelf of books on Jefferson in my office. I enjoy reading collections of his letters every now and then to take a break. I had purchased another biography on the great man to read this Fourth; however, I failed to remember to bring it with me on my trip.

I rarely take offense to things people say, but when I hear people incorrectly speak of him having sex with slaves, or incorrectly speak of his views on slavery, or incorrectly speak of his views on the equality of humans, it does cause me discomfort. Not only because of the widely believed misconceptions, but because they are widely taught as well. When I was in high school, I had at least two teachers I distinctly remember having taught that when Jefferson wrote "all men are created equal" that he meant only white, property only men. This is to pervert his writings and to expose sheer ignorance and lack of education on the founding of this country and the Founding Fathers. It is likely a statement to also come from those people who insist the Founders were Christian.

So, take some time today and familiarize yourself with some of the writings of this man. He has written on just about every subject. I find his personal letters most fascinating. Of special interest is his First Inaugural Address, if you have never read it. He also published a brief autobiography which is worth reading. Or, if you are in the mood for something religious, check out the Jefferson Bible.

But most of all, join me in my annual tradition of reading the Declaration of Independence and marvel at this document and remember what America was really founded on: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.